HMMM................................
I remember someone who retired and decided to go back to work to buy whatever he wanted for his joy.
So after working a little he bought a big Harley bike all dressed out with every thing he could put on it. Not cheap!
While talking to the dude on the phone about the picture of the toy he bought I could hear his wife yapping at him about buying the bike, he said hold a second Rich, he yelled back to his better half and said:
"after working 40 years, 5 kids, and sacrificing for all ........ I'll now buy whatever I want and may I add that the bike
only has one seat and there is no room for your fat ask to sit on it!"
She never mentioned anything about that bike again.
They are still married!
Just a thought that came to mind..................
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RICH