I'm about 10 steps ahead of you, and the fact that mechanical solution is best is very, very obvious (to anyone who knows ANYTHING about machinery). I am well aware of the physics that this machine is working against. However, time right now does not permit me to rip the table apart as someone has already done that twice. The next time it comes apart it IS going to get dual drives (it just makes sense, doesn't it?), but that will not happen for a while. Also note I am only cutting plastic sheet and it puts virtually no load on the spindle or drives.
To be perfectly honest, a feature that does not work has no place in distribution software. I thank all who have worked to make this program as great as it is (I believe it is among the best because of it's flexibility), but this broken feature is out of place among the rest of the software that, for the most part, works flawlessly. I would say it needs to be fixed or removed. Just my honest, unbridled opinion. Of course, if it were to be removed it would eliminate native support for parallel machines. It is probably better to fix the feature because it is useful for a variety of applications (not just for correcting table error!) and makes the software much more versatile. The fact that there aren't many users making use of formulas does not negate it's usefulness to the users that would like/need to use it.
Thank you for your opinion, and I agree in principle, but in the practical world there are limitations, one being time, the other money, and I don't have much of either.